Procrastination, isn’t that a funny thing. It’s what we college students do when we have to study for our finals but really don’t want to and end up contemplating giving up and accepting our fate: cramming. Mind you, cramming isn’t all that bad. I personally justify it by saying, “I remember the information better if I wait until the day before the exam to study.” And this is true, however, finals are a whole other genus in the family of exams.

Exams are pretty vicious creatures who like to pray on students’ sane minds, injecting them with anxiety and stress. Finals, on the other hand, are ruthless: when they come in contact with prey, they tear it up limb from limb then take it home, cook and devour it, blood still dripping from its mouth.

By the time you all read this I will be done with finals and the semester, but as I was writing, I was hiding from Finals (of genus hecknowhy) and not looking forward to its deadly strike.

So remember kids, if you think school is too much now, you will understand true stress, anxiety, and lack of social life in college, guaranteed or your sanity back (good luck with that).